Previously on Lost Launches…The Professor set out to tackle the daunting task of finding hidden connections between all of Buddy Media client Facebook Pages. Throw on your Snuggie, grab a cup of hot cocoa, and settle down for the dramatic conclusion that follows…

Welcome back, children – to another fun-filled and action packed journey through my hyperactive mind. While we’re on the subject of children, have I mentioned our work for Childfund International?  It’s a worthy cause, which brings to mind the phrase ‘it takes a village to raise a child’ – which leads me to iVillage, which features stories about many of the same celebrities as People.com. Those celebrities can often be seen wearing fashion from DVF, Tory Burch, Haute Look, or House of Dereon.

House of Dereon is a sister brand to Dereon, which are both owned by Beyonce, who is a spokesperson for L’oreal – developers of the groundbreaking INOA hair-coloring technology, which Redskins fans can use to dye their hair crimson and gold. Of course, Western Union used to transport gold across the frontier from New York to California, which is home to gaggles of surfers who wear Body Glove.

You won’t need gloves aboard the Carnival Magic, as it sails from port to port in the Mediterranean. You will, however, need a plane ticket to get to your embarkation point, so Travelzoo is the place to go for the greatest deals. Deal, you say?  You’ll see plenty of dealing at the MGM Grand and New York, New York Hotel and Casino. If cards are not your game, you can always try your luck at the roulette wheel – if you’re lucky, it might get hot, which brings me to Hot Wheels.

From the toy cars of Hot Wheels, we’ll move to Mitsubishi, who makes the Eclipse – a celestial event which last occurred on January 15th –which was approximately the last time I posted on this blog.