I don’t care what you do or don’t celebrate, I just hope you’re happy, healthy, able to pay rent, able to pay your mortgage, unable to resort to violence, devoid of stomach holes and ulcerative colitis, not yelling at strangers in Union Square who stop dead in their tracks for no good reason during the end-of-work pedestrian rush hour… well, you know what I mean. And I hope you don’t care what I do or don’t celebrate as well.

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